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Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The ladies will be envious and the gentlemen will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't." It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my hands up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder she sensed? Did she know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment.' That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Sarah-Louise Johnson and I do not want you to like me.



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Jul 28 '14
Prettiest damn rainbow/sunset right now, pictures do not do it justice  #piccollage

Prettiest damn rainbow/sunset right now, pictures do not do it justice #piccollage

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Jul 27 '14

Having to sit on your friends bathroom floor because the pain is so bad you feel like you’re going to vomit is so not the one :(

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Jul 26 '14

A super cute guy that looks slightly like brotherphildalf just did a magic trick for me and now I want his dick

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Jul 26 '14

The whole bar just had a moment… Everyone singing tenacious D tribute

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Jul 26 '14

In the kind of dive bar that plays metal, stinks of piss and everything is sticky… I LOVE IT

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Jul 26 '14
Mummy Shan fixing me up @shanwindermere

Mummy Shan fixing me up @shanwindermere

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Jul 26 '14
Fell over in the sea and damaged  myself. #ouch

Fell over in the sea and damaged myself. #ouch

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Jul 26 '14
Been swimming in the sea! #hastings #summer

Been swimming in the sea! #hastings #summer

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Jul 26 '14
Bacon sammiches with the family <3

Bacon sammiches with the family <3

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Jul 25 '14
Would of invited you but I&#8217;m in Hastings with friends this weekend!

Would of invited you but I’m in Hastings with friends this weekend!

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