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Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The ladies will be envious and the gentlemen will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't." It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my hands up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder she sensed? Did she know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment.' That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Sarah-Louise Johnson and I do not want you to like me.



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Sep 30 '14

getting real bored of being ill

I thought once I moved out I wouldn’t be spending all of my time sat in bed.

I thought I only stayed in bed because I had no other option, at my parents going downstairs was out of the question and at kent house there was no other comfortable furniture.

but nope, turns out most days it’s just too much energy to walk the like 5ft from my bed to the sofa in the front room.

I’m sick of not being able to do ANYTHING.

I cook dinner most nights but even that is becoming a real struggle now.

I JUST WANT SOME ENERGY FFS

Sep 30 '14
A better look at my currant mani - pastel galaxy!

A better look at my currant mani - pastel galaxy!

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Sep 29 '14
Meatloaf with Monterey Jack cheese and garlic and beans :) - should of let it cool more before I sliced it though so it wouldn’t crumble

Meatloaf with Monterey Jack cheese and garlic and beans :) - should of let it cool more before I sliced it though so it wouldn’t crumble

Sep 29 '14

chubbbykitty replied to your post “So I’m cooking meatloaf tonight”

MASHED POTATOES GO GREAT WITH MEATLOAF

RIGHT THAT’S LIKE THE MOST COMMON THING TO SERVE WITH IT!

I was going to make garlic mash to go with it but I guess he’ll just have a slice of meatloaf on it’s own..

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Sep 29 '14

So I’m cooking meatloaf tonight

Jay is trying to tell me that you absolutely never serve it with mashed potatoes you just have it on it’s own.. with no sides.

can you all please help me tell him he is a moron?

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Sep 29 '14

Also a thing happened today!

So I was out with Jay and I was in the wheelchair and we spotted someone we knew who’d never been me in it before., I was just waiting for all the questions and feeling judged since this guy was a HUGE cunt as a teenager I still expect him to be a bit of a dick (even though he’s lovely now) and he just acted like it was completely normal! the ONLY thing he said about it was “christ it must suck pushing that up that hill!” since we live on probably the longest steepest hill in my town and I joked that actually it’s terrifying going down it since I just picture Jay letting go and me shooting 100 mph into oncoming traffic.

 But that as it, usually even when people are nice about it or say nothing I can still see it in their eyes that they’re judging me and I didn’t get that this time.

I am happy about this :)

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Sep 29 '14

getting fidgety, my nails are too wet and I’ve just noticed how much mess there is and I NEED TO TIDY UP

Tags: yes another rant about mess

Sep 28 '14
Are you pissed at me for eating your boob cookies?

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Sep 28 '14

Making shawarma part 3: cooking the tortillas

Sep 28 '14
Making shawarma part 4: the finished product.

Making shawarma part 4: the finished product.

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