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I figured I’d give it a read being plus size and hoping to be having babies soon.
I saw the line “Avoid wearing transparent and translucent clothes as they gives the image of the body contours which should be avoided in case of obese people.” and “The colors of the clothes that you wear should be dark like black, brown or blue as it makes you look thinner”
"In case your size is more than 24 then in the last months of pregnancy you can wear large sized men’s T-shirts to feel comfortable and it can be worn with stretchable low waist jeans or pants.”
Nope sorry your too fat for pretty clothes here have a man shirt
the worst part is it had pictures examples of what not to wear
if I have a big baby bump I wanna show that thing off, it’ll be all body con dresses and pencil skirts for me.
Woman why is your phone off right now?
The fact that you seem shocked is funny, when is my phone ever even on? XD
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Who’s inviting themselves? Tell them to go fuck themselves you told everyone the deadline. P.s phone me right now x
My mums friend’s daughter asked me if she could bring her girlfriend… I didn’t even invite HER! we’ve sorted it now though. I’ll give you a ring later when I’m not doing 2092480324 things XD
WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME SHAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME OF THE HELL THAT IS THE WEEK BEFORE THE BIG DAY!
so many people being like “can’t come to your wedding, soz” and so many other people casually inviting themselves, their girlfriend and their cousins cat.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO IS OR ISN’T COMING ANY MORE THIS IS DRIVING ME FUCKING UP THE WALL.
there was a deadline for this shit, it was over a month ago but people feel the need to stress me out with this stuff with less than a week to go.
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reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
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I’ve been following some of you so long I’m so attached to you I don’t even care what you post anymore I just enjoy your presence and personality thanks for being so rad even though I don’t talk to a lot of you yeah this post just got 10 times creepier ok bye
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