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why the fuck not

Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The ladies will be envious and the gentlemen will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't." It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my hands up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder she sensed? Did she know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining , livelong moment.' That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am Sarah-Louise Johnson and I do not want you to like me.



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Aug 22 '14

Autumn Series: boots

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Aug 22 '14

feeling a little sorry for myself

I feel like for the past week I’ve been coming down with something (sore throat, earache) 

but nothing is happening and idk it could just be fibro symptoms but honestly I’d just rather I got really sick and got it over with rather than feeling just bleh constantly.

I REALLY want to go out to a gig tomorrow, it’ll be my first trip out completely alone for.. well years and I’m really ready for it but it seems that my body just isn’t going to allow it and I don’t want it to seem like if I don’t go it’s because I’m not ready or because Jay keeps trying to talk me out of going.. idk I just need this win.

also Jay has a super long day at work and I’m not expecting him back until 9ish but I just want a cuddle I feel so lonely and this is not okay.

I’m hoping that this is just one bad day.. my mental health has been so great for like the last 8 months I don’t want to slip back into a bad place

Aug 21 '14

Really REALLY need to get this bed sorted out.. Sleeping on a mattress on the floor is fine and all I mean it’s comfy and I’m actually sleeping but it’s getting harder and harder to get up out of the bed =/

Aug 21 '14
Spinach, feta and ricotta filo pie.

Spinach, feta and ricotta filo pie.

Aug 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

Your cute butt

:D

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Aug 21 '14
Made #cupcakes

Made #cupcakes

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Aug 21 '14

lifeislikeabadrpg:

"Don’t be defined by your condition" often seems to mean "pretend your condition doesn’t shape your life or else".

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Aug 21 '14

Gotta love that after nap feel

Waking up dizzy and disorientated with a pounding headache

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Aug 20 '14
simplyfreddieg:

boost-and-barbells:

mountedcrucifix:

omg

Holy shit, I almost lost it…

Lucky son of a bitch!

simplyfreddieg:

boost-and-barbells:

mountedcrucifix:

omg

Holy shit, I almost lost it…

Lucky son of a bitch!

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Aug 20 '14

tell me something u dig about me on anon

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